I would not "fuck" you. I would make love to you, as you surely deserve. It would be slow building and very tender. By no means would it boring, I should hope to leave a kiss mark on your beautiful neck. I would like to think that the orgasm would leave you quaking and you would realize that I, your friend for quite some time now, am in love with you.
… Please come off of Anon! I think that we should talk.